Kon is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, selfish wombat.

Kon created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kon, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kon's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Kon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.