Kamnatlat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthinking swallow.

Kamnatlat created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kamnatlat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kamnatlat, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Kamnatlat's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Kamnatlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Retreat if four moths approach from the east.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about asteroids.