Batcuddab is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, irritating
swallow.
Batcuddab created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Batcuddab, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Batcuddab, he will cry a lot.
Batcuddab's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Batcuddab's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Batcuddab.
2. Never feed lentils to shrews while wearing gray boots.
3. Always treat seals with great respect.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.