Batcuddab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, irritating swallow.

Batcuddab created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batcuddab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Batcuddab, he will cry a lot.

Batcuddab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Batcuddab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Batcuddab.

2. Never feed lentils to shrews while wearing gray boots.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.