Dobcitfad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing shark.

Dobcitfad created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dobcitfad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dobcitfad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dobcitfad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dobcitfad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Worship no other gods but Dobcitfad.

5. Always help gulls.