Cepnelspag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, moody fairy.

Cepnelspag created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepnelspag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cepnelspag, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cepnelspag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cepnelspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Put Cepnelspag first in all things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cepnelspag.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.