Limbegnab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast chinchilla.

Limbegnab created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Limbegnab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Limbegnab, she will laugh at you.

Limbegnab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Limbegnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Never hop near manatees.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.
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