Timbapyat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome fish.

Timbapyat created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Timbapyat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Timbapyat, she will turn you into a dog.

Timbapyat's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Timbapyat's Holy Commandments

1. Timbapyat loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Timbapyat loves mites, so they must be respected.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat green fruit.