Fidmidvab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil dragonfly.

Fidmidvab created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidmidvab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fidmidvab, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fidmidvab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fidmidvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Fidmidvab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Run away if three mice approach from the north.