Gubbessteen Mobzogxem is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong newt.

Gubbessteen Mobzogxem created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Gubbessteen Mobzogxem, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gubbessteen Mobzogxem, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gubbessteen Mobzogxem's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gubbessteen Mobzogxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Gubbessteen Mobzogxem in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. You must never eat strawberries.