Pagyatflig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic camel.

Pagyatflig created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagyatflig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pagyatflig, she will turn you into a tree.

Pagyatflig's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Pagyatflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Never mention sharks.