Flapflatganpak is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable hamster.

Flapflatganpak created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapflatganpak, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flapflatganpak, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flapflatganpak's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Flapflatganpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Never jump near sheep.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Erect five silicon sculptures of Flapflatganpak on top of important buildings.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.