Govdudfemlarp Donfosstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever otter.

Govdudfemlarp Donfosstaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govdudfemlarp Donfosstaf, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Govdudfemlarp Donfosstaf, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Govdudfemlarp Donfosstaf's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Govdudfemlarp Donfosstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. Respect your elders.