Cadbamhug is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced troll.

Cadbamhug created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadbamhug, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cadbamhug, he will turn you into a mole.

Cadbamhug's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cadbamhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Cadbamhug in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.