Witgofgabbogdadkopnulhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, slow hamster.

Witgofgabbogdadkopnulhiv created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Witgofgabbogdadkopnulhiv, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Witgofgabbogdadkopnulhiv, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Witgofgabbogdadkopnulhiv's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Witgofgabbogdadkopnulhiv's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Witgofgabbogdadkopnulhiv.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never paint your neck mauve.

5. Never sing in the presence of shrews.