Cubgodyok is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, irritating giraffe.

Cubgodyok created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubgodyok, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cubgodyok, she will laugh at you.

Cubgodyok's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cubgodyok's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about gravity near porpoises while wearing purple skirts and balancing three iron spheres on your neck.

4. Never feed wheat to swans while wearing mauve shoes.

5. Do not commit murder.