Ligdibkap is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced meerkat.

Ligdibkap created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligdibkap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ligdibkap, he will laugh at you.

Ligdibkap's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Ligdibkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about asteroids.