Limfasrig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, flying scorpion.

Limfasrig created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limfasrig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Limfasrig, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Limfasrig's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Limfasrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near whales while wearing red shirts and balancing eight iron spheres on your head.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never feed coconuts to frogs while wearing hats.