Hudcinhin is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, charitable tapir.

Hudcinhin created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hudcinhin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hudcinhin, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hudcinhin's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hudcinhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ants.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.