Sogkimgep is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, witless naga.

Sogkimgep created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogkimgep, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sogkimgep, she will turn you into a dog.

Sogkimgep's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sogkimgep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five mites approach from the north.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. You must pray to Sogkimgep seven times a day.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.