Tigcamtad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever spider.

Tigcamtad created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigcamtad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tigcamtad, it will remove you from existence.

Tigcamtad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tigcamtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tigcamtad's name in vain.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. Always treat snakes with great respect.