Dissomflan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast crocodile.

Dissomflan created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Dissomflan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dissomflan, she will destroy your favourite star.

Dissomflan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dissomflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about gravity near manatees while wearing brown coats and balancing six iron spheres on your feet.