Bellstafart is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident giraffe.

Bellstafart created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellstafart, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bellstafart, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bellstafart's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bellstafart's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bellstafart.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bellstafart.