Tomhak is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking cobra.

Tomhak created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomhak, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tomhak, she will turn you into a frog.

Tomhak's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tomhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Tomhak in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always obey Tomhak's priests.