Sigdidmon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited eagle.

Sigdidmon created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigdidmon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sigdidmon, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sigdidmon's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sigdidmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Put Sigdidmon first in all things.

3. Never paint your arms violet.

4. Hide if three moths approach from the east.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.