Fadrathab is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-powerful weasel.

Fadrathab created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fadrathab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fadrathab, she will turn you into a mouse.

Fadrathab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fadrathab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fadrathab.

2. Do not hurt mice.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.