Panflagquimved is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective beaver.

Panflagquimved created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panflagquimved, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Panflagquimved, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Panflagquimved's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Panflagquimved's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near pigs while wearing gray skirts and balancing four platinum spheres on your back.

2. You must pray to Panflagquimved eight times a day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.