Wipflowtun is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, narcissistic beaver.

Wipflowtun created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Wipflowtun, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wipflowtun, it will not care.

Wipflowtun's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Wipflowtun's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Wipflowtun loves otters, so they must be respected.

4. Never wear blue hats.

5. Hide from cyan doves for they are unholy.