Vencatsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable horse.

Vencatsaf created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vencatsaf, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vencatsaf, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vencatsaf's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Vencatsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to geese while wearing gray scarves.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Vencatsaf must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.