Podhatfudontcib is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, weak
weasel.
Podhatfudontcib created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Podhatfudontcib, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Podhatfudontcib, it will turn you into a frog.
Podhatfudontcib's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Podhatfudontcib's Holy Commandments1. Never think about optics.
2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Podhatfudontcib on top of all buildings.
3. Never talk about quantum field theory near nematodes while wearing mauve shorts and balancing seven tin spheres on your head.
4. Never sing near ants.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Podhatfudontcib.