Jatyamyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic skunk.

Jatyamyatt created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatyamyatt, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jatyamyatt, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jatyamyatt's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Jatyamyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Always help sick snakes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.