Dudsog is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humane beaver.

Dudsog created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudsog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dudsog, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dudsog's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dudsog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.