Nibsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, ruthless newt.

Nibsaf created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibsaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nibsaf, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nibsaf's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nibsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never sit near capybaras.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.