Tamkoport is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, competent
wren.
Tamkoport created bats nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tamkoport, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Tamkoport, he will turn you into a snail.
Tamkoport's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Tamkoport's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat bananas.
2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Tamkoport on top of all buildings.
3. Never feed lots of wheat to seals while wearing purple dresses.
4. Run away if four otters approach from the south.
5. Never talk about chromosomes.