Faggilparkcun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring finch.

Faggilparkcun created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Faggilparkcun, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Faggilparkcun, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Faggilparkcun's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Faggilparkcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near geese while wearing white boots and balancing four zinc spheres on your legs.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not take Faggilparkcun's name in vain.

5. Never write about dark matter.