Fundobpigfat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful snail.

Fundobpigfat created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fundobpigfat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fundobpigfat, he will not care at all.

Fundobpigfat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fundobpigfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Retreat if eight geese approach from the west.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.