Gonxemnuttdundimfat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonest bear.

Gonxemnuttdundimfat created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonxemnuttdundimfat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gonxemnuttdundimfat, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gonxemnuttdundimfat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gonxemnuttdundimfat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Gonxemnuttdundimfat on top of important buildings.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not eat bananas.