Ortduddab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, intelligent alligator.

Ortduddab created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Ortduddab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ortduddab, he will think nothing of it.

Ortduddab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Ortduddab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never sit near foxes.

4. Do not kill ants.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ortduddab.