Rathonhimcar is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, generous swallow.

Rathonhimcar created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Rathonhimcar, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rathonhimcar, he will refuse to believe in you.

Rathonhimcar's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rathonhimcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always help rats.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. You must pray to Rathonhimcar three times a day.
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