Hubtalfem is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong crocodile.

Hubtalfem created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubtalfem, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hubtalfem, he will ignore you.

Hubtalfem's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hubtalfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Hide from black ants for they are unholy.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.