Hanflagnartgig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing dolphin.

Hanflagnartgig created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Hanflagnartgig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hanflagnartgig, it will turn you into a tree.

Hanflagnartgig's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Hanflagnartgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Do not take Hanflagnartgig's name in vain.

3. Erect three tin sculptures of Hanflagnartgig on top of important buildings.

4. Always obey Hanflagnartgig's priests.

5. Never think about archaea.