Babdibfon is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, merciful naga.

Babdibfon created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babdibfon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Babdibfon, he will jump up and down on your head.

Babdibfon's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Babdibfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Hide from turquoise snails for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never leap in the presence of goats.

5. Never paint your back cyan.