Vagfiglamqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, flying squirrel.

Vagfiglamqueeg created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagfiglamqueeg, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vagfiglamqueeg, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Vagfiglamqueeg's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Vagfiglamqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never feed lots of onions to shrews while wearing purple coats.