Zenlikflap is a god.

He takes the form of a small, ill-tempered hippopotamus.

Zenlikflap created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenlikflap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zenlikflap, he will send minions to preach to you.

Zenlikflap's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Zenlikflap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Zenlikflap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Retreat if four cats approach from the east.

4. Always wear black.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near mites while wearing blue skirts and balancing six carbon spheres on your feet.