Minfomsog is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, competent mongoose.

Minfomsog created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Minfomsog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Minfomsog, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Minfomsog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Minfomsog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Minfomsog.

2. Always help sick turtles.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.