Veggedfobnel is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional dragon.

Veggedfobnel created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Veggedfobnel, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Veggedfobnel, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Veggedfobnel's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Veggedfobnel's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Veggedfobnel.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Do not eat nuts.