Kanbellbid is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, generous badger.

Kanbellbid created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanbellbid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kanbellbid, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kanbellbid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Kanbellbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Never feed lots of pineapples to goats while wearing mauve shoes.