Wotgunzed is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, loving wasp.

Wotgunzed created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wotgunzed, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wotgunzed, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Wotgunzed's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wotgunzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Wotgunzed on top of important buildings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wotgunzed.