Wanxensad is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, fast narwhal.

Wanxensad created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wanxensad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wanxensad, it will not invite you to parties.

Wanxensad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Wanxensad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wanxensad's priests.

2. Hide if three monkeys approach from the west.

3. You must love Wanxensad.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never pour water over plants.