Sagtagcissbamvilnakbelltab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest bat.

Sagtagcissbamvilnakbelltab created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagtagcissbamvilnakbelltab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sagtagcissbamvilnakbelltab, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sagtagcissbamvilnakbelltab's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sagtagcissbamvilnakbelltab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always treat great tits with great respect.

5. Do not chop down trees.