Tenbitjinabbosscammilcam is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, emotional zebra.

Tenbitjinabbosscammilcam created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenbitjinabbosscammilcam, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tenbitjinabbosscammilcam, he will send you a sign.

Tenbitjinabbosscammilcam's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tenbitjinabbosscammilcam's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tenbitjinabbosscammilcam.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never leap in the presence of capybaras.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Hide if nine turtles approach from the east.